catholicschoolgay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

caldenc:

princess-fellatio:

I want some real aggressive passionate sex right now.

so so so bad

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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(Source: adamshankman)

sebastianstanspam:

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

I love lemon

levels of love

weteevee:

1. ily
2. luv u
3. love you
4. i love you
5. I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

(Source: flygoing)

agabella:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MY GOD